The Reason I Became An Altoist...

HELLO! I thought I would share with you the story that pretty much describes my existence.  

So this one time in the beginning of the marching season...

We had one alto player.  That's basically why they abducted me.  Plus, we had 8 flutes at the time.  One of these flutes wasn't anybody's favorite.  Now I won't call people out because that's rude, but this flute player was by far the worst.  "You're in the wrong spot!" I wouldn't be if you weren't on my dot.  "I'm playing it right though!" In your head, maybe...  You see my dilemma?  Yeah?

That's why I play Alto Sax.  

Plus it's way saxier than flute... :3

             ~The Sexy Saxophone~